Thursday, August 12, 2010
Today's News: Let's face it. You haven't acquired Mr. & Mrs. Jones-status unless you've tended to every little detail in your home. That includes how well you've decked out your toilet paper. That's right. Even the fanciest, most elegantly designed 'name brand' rump wiper needs to maintain it's style and class as it rolls off a polished nickel signature collection TP Holder! After all, any guest who uses your bathroom sits on an average of 3 - 4 minutes. Look at all the things one's eyeball can view in 3 minutes! Is your fancy floral TP tripped up by a broken roller or worse yet - a bent, banged and nicked up, fall-off-the-hook-onto-the floor-every-time-you-use-it, wire thing-a ma-holder? No good! Disgraces! RUN to your computer, don't walk. Your local e-commerce Elite Fixtures store anxiously waits to redeem your honor!